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Thursday, October 22, 2009 at 1:38 PM I Breasts My Case
Shane 
Turns out, according to a recent study, that looking at breasts is Healthy! I knew us men were on to something.
Leave it up to the Germans to do a study on staring at breasts. Hey, they also invented the VW Bug, BMW, and the thermometer, so they can't be too dumb, right? What's even better is that the study was performed by a Dr. Karen Weatherby. Now I'm not familiar with German names so maybe Karen is typically a male name over there, but I'd rather think not. Regardless, according to the study 10 minutes of breasts staring a day could add 5 years to your life.
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Keep in mind fellas that these men were looking at breasts in a research environment. Do not get that confused with staring at a strange woman's breasts, that could in fact lead to bad health (slap on the face, angry boyfriend, etc.).
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Reader Comments (9)
Great post, but this will never fly with my wife man. I need more charts, graphs and proof to even get consideration. C'mon Shane you can do better than this. LOL
Let's see the actual research paper. Oh and we may need to investigate what was all involved with this study a bit closer. I should live to be 500 years old and counting if the 10 minutes a day gives you 5 ratio holds true.
brought to you the same idiots that love Hasslehoff
Shit, if I stop now I'll live to 500!
Hey, America loved Hasslehoff at one point as well.
who had the idea for this study is what I want to know...and couldn't they be figuring out a cure for something instead? If you want to stare away instead of hitting the gym or wearing your seat belt go ahead...I have no problem with it
Hey babe the only reason I am even alive right now after 33 years of HARD LIVIN' is CrossFit and lookin' at your boobies. The combo could truly be the fountain of youth.
Hey!! I thought we agreed NOT to post my pic (pink tank top) until AFTER my lockdown challenge. Bwaaahahahahahaha! Oh, yeah baby.
If men get to live longer by looking at breasts, what do women get to look at to live longer?? Not fair! I stare at my own breasts every day (and they're magnificent!) - so do I get the benefits of longevity? sheesh.
omg. I am DYIN'. I can see the next lockdown -- TurboD needing to do "special research" haha